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andgt;

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andgt;

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HEY, IT'S YOUR LIFE.

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[RATS SQUEALING] [SCREECHING]

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[EEK] [SCREECHING]

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[EEK EEK EEK]
andgt;

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HA HA HA HEE!

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andgt;

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andgt;
GET A TASTE OF MY SUPER-SECRET.

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WAFFLE MIX.

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SMOOTH.

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HEE HEE HEE!

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HEY, GRIM, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLE OR TWO

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WITH YOUR WAFFLES?

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andgt;
BUBBLE-NOSED BABOON.

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andgt;
LA LA MORNING, BILLY.

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MORNING, GRIM.

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ISN'T THIS A GLORIOUS DAY?

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andgt;

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HELP ME!

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andgt;

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IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS
AND HAROLDS OUT THERE.

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andgt;

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NO NEED TO GET MOODY AND
START FILLING THE AIR WITH...

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[IMITATING GRIM] "I'M THE
GRIM REAPER AND I HATE

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GLORIOUS DAYS.

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OOH AH."

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CAN'T YOU HAVE A PLEASANT
MORNING FOR ONCE?

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♪ NA NA NA NA NA
andgt;

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IS THE GRIM REAPER, NOT
THE HAPPY MORNING SUNSHINE

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REAPER.

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andgt;

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MAYBE SOME CARTOONS
WILL CHEER YOU UP.

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[MUSIC PLAYING] [BABBLING]

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andgt;
SCHEDULED MEANINGLESS.

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PROGRAMMING FOR
A SPECIAL BULLETIN.

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13 VERY RARE AND ENDANGERED
WHITE-WINGED OWLS WERE FOUND

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TETHERED TO A FLAGPOLE OVER
THE RODENTS EMPORIUM SMALL ANIMAL

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BOUTIQUE AT THE
ENDSVILLE OUTLET CENTER.

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THE OWLS HAVE BEEN COVERED IN
WHAT APPEARS TO BE MU... HEY, CAN

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I SAY "MUCUS" ON THE AIR?

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NO?

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UH, WELL, THEY WERE FOUND
COVERED IN SLIPPERY NOSE GOO

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AND CAVE SHAVINGS.

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RENOWNED ANIMAL ACTIVIST AND TV
DINNER ENTHUSIAST CORY NEBRASKA

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WAS CALLED IN TO NURSE
THEM BACK TO HEALTH.

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andgt;
GO TO THE OUTLET MALL?

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andgt;

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RAT MUCCA IS AWESOME!

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andgt;

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RAT IS AWESOME.

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THE STUFF YOUR
HEAD IS FILLED WITH.

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andgt;

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MUCACA ROCKA!

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andgt;
SHOULD COME, TOO, GRIM.

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THE OUTLET CENTER
ALWAYS CHEERS PEOPLE UP.

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WE CAN EVEN GET YOU SOME LOTION
TO MOISTURIZE YOUR OLD, DRIED

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BONES.

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andgt;

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WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE BEEN
RUNNING LOW ON LAVENDER FIG

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RESTORATIVE BODY CREAM.

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andgt;
FEATHERED FRIEND, EAT.

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I PROMISE EVERYTHING'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT FROM NOW ON.

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WHAT THE... [SCREECHING]

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OW!

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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

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SAY, YOU'RE THE BLOKE FROM
THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.

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SECURITY!

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andgt;

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andgt;

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HA HA HA!

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andgt;
UP MY BONE SACK OF A FRIEND?

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andgt;
WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE LAST NIGHT.

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TETHERING THOSE
OWLS TO THE FLAGPOLE.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

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andgt;

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I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE.

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GRIM WENT TO BED EARLY LAST
NIGHT AFTER MILK AND COOKIES.

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andgt;

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MILK AND COOKIES.

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andgt;

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I GUESS THE COMBINATION OF
MY YEARS OF TRACKING ANIMALS IN

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THE WILD AND THE MODERN
TECHNOLOGY OF THE SURVEILLANCE

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CAMERA ARE WRONG.

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andgt;

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andgt;
ABOUT THE MIXUP.

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I GUESS YOU CAN GO.

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andgt;

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I DO HOPE THOSE
OWLS WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

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andgt;

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THEY'LL BE JUST FINE.

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andgt;
SLEEPWALKING, GRIM?

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andgt;
I MADE BILLY'S DAD DIG HIS OWN.

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GRAVE.

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GOOD THING SALIVA STARTED TO
CHEW ME BONES, OR WHO KNOWS

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WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?

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[SNORING] andgt;

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I TOLD YOU THAT BAG OF
BONES WAS UP TO NO GOOD.

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andgt;
OF OURSELVES, SHERLOCK.

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I INVITED YOU HERE TO PROVE
THAT GRIM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH

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THIS.

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andgt;

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I BET HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR THE
CAGED OWL I PLACED NEXT TO THAT

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CREEPY TREE IN THE FRONT YARD.

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BINGO!

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TOLD YOU.

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NOW LET'S TAKE HIM BEFORE
HE DOES SOMETHING HE REGRETS.

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andgt;

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andgt;

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GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
MY CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PICKLES?

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andgt;

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UH, WHATEVER YOU SAW,
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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andgt;
WASN'T THE CULPRIT, MY STANKY,

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DIMWITTED FELLOW?

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NOW PONY UP, JUNGLE BOY.

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andgt;

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THAT WAS MY LAST 20.

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[ALARM RINGING] andgt;
HALT! FREEZE! DON'T!

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andgt;

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andgt;

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andgt;

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CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED.

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SHAME ON YOU.

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andgt;

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I CAN EXPLAIN.

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andgt;

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andgt;
TO AVENGE THE LOSS OF MY DEAR.

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PET RAT SNIFFLES.

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I NAMED HIM SNIFFLES
BECAUSE... CAN YOU GUESS... HE

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SNIFFLED A LOT.

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HA HA HA!

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HE'D BE COVERED IN SO MUCH
MUCUS, HE WOULD LOOK LIKE A

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TARRED AND FEATHERED RAT.

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[RAT SNORTS] OH,
HE LOOKED SO CUTE.

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ONE DAY I HAD TO CLEAN HIS
CAGE, SO I LET HIM OUT INTO THE

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BACKYARD.

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AFTER I WAS DONE, I
CALLED OUT TO HIM.

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SNIFFLES!

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BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

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ON A NEARBY TREE, I SPIED A
WHITE-WINGED OWL LOOKING

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TRIUMPHANT AND FULL.

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[COUGHING] FROM THEN
ON, I VOWED TO AVENGE

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MY DEAR SNIFFLES AND RID THE
WORLD OF THOSE WHITE-WINGED

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DEMONS OF THE SKY.

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FRAMING GRIM WAS JUST A BONUS
TO GET THE FREELOADING SACK OF

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BONES OUT OF MY HOUSE.

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YOU EAT AS THOUGH FOOD
AND MONEY GROW ON TREES!

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andgt;
THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT OF A SON OF.

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YOURS.

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andgt;

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andgt;
AWAY WITH IT, TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR.

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THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.

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andgt;

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DOWN HERE.

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THANK YOU.

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andgt;
WOULD YOU DO THIS?

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andgt;
WHITE OWLS DON'T EAT RATS.

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THEY'RE KNOWN TO BE VEGETARIANS.

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andgt;
EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO SNIFFLES.

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andgt;

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ALLOW ME TO SHED SOME
LIGHT ON THIS MYSTERY.

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andgt;
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SNIFFLES?

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andgt;

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ABOUT THAT, BABE.

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IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

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YOU SEE, I HAD JUST FINISHED
DEVOURING SECOND BREAKFAST, AND

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I WAS STILL HUNGRY.

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I DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GONNA MAKE IT TO LUNCH.

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I WAS WANDERING AROUND THE
HOUSE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT,

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WHEN OUT IN THE
BACKYARD I SAW A BADGER.

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AS I WAS PICKING IT UP, SOME
STUPID OWL TRIED TO STEAL IT

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FROM ME.

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INSTEAD, IT MISSED AND GRABBED
A CHUNK OF HAIR OFF THE TOP OF MY

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HEAD.

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I WAS SO HUNGRY THAT
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

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AND IT WAS THE MOST
DELICIOUS BADGER EVER.

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AND THAT'S HOW I SURVIVED
THAT FATEFUL MORNING.

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IT'S SURVIVAL OF
THE FITTEST, BABY.

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THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
MUST CONTINUE.

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andgt;
NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT FOR ALL THESE.

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YEARS?!

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andgt;

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I DIDN'T TELL YOU, BECAUSE I
WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

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WHY?

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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

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andgt;
YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME.

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andgt;

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PAPA'S GONNA MAKE
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT NOW.

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andgt;
ATE MY PET RAT SNIFFLES.

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NOW, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO
MY PET GOLDFISH, MR. FLOPPY?

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andgt;

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THAT'S ANOTHER FUNNY STORY.

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andgt;
YOU GUYS, BUT I'M GONNA BE SICK.

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andgt;

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andgt;
MAKE US ALL FEEL BETTER.

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andgt;
andgt;

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andgt;

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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andgt;
CHOCOLATE BY SALIVA'S DOGHOUSE.

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GRIM!

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CORY!

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OH, WELL, ALL FOR ME!

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[COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING] [SQUEALING]

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[BELL RINGING] andgt;
QUITTING TIME ALREADY?

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HMM.

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OK, BOYS, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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andgt;

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andgt;

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SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.

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andgt;
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]

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andgt;

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andgt;
TWIN SHERLOCK BILLY.

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I'M A DETECTIVE.

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00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:04,144
andgt;
VACUUMING, SO BE EXTRA CAREFUL.

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WITH THE FLOORS.

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andgt;

217
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,792
WHO THE HECK IS THAT?

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andgt;

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I DON'T KNOW.

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andgt;

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andgt;

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THAT'S GREAT.

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LET'S PLAY ALONG.

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DON'T WANT TO MAKE HER UPSET.

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HI, MOM.

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HI, DAD.

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HI, UNCLE NERGAL.

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andgt;

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LONG TIME, NO SMELL.

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[PASSES GAS] I'M
SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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andgt;
TIME, NO SMELL.

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[PFFT] >
YOU SAY SOMETHING?

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andgt;
TIME, NO... [PFFT]

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andgt;
[PFFT] TIME NO... [PFFT]

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HEY, BILLY, WE... I... [PFFT]

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LONG... [PFFT] SAID... [PFFT]

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WHAT... [PFFT]
I... JUST... [PFFT]

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andgt;
AN INTIMATE FAMILY MOMENT.

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andgt;

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I'll SAY.

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NOW THAT I'M INTIMATELY FAMILIAR
WITH BILLY'S LOWER INTESTINE,

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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

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andgt;

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DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY
HI TO MY UNCLE NERGAL?

245
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,277
HE JUST DROPPED IN TO VISIT
FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL.

246
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,375
AND HE BROUGHT HIS PURSE.

247
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,125
andgt;

248
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,583
andgt;
JUST BE NICE, GRIM.

249
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,500
GO ON.

250
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,417
SHAKE HIS HAND.

251
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,917
andgt;

252
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:43,083
BUT DON'T SAY I NEVER...
WELL, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY.

253
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:47,875
NEVER TRUST A GUY WITH ELECTRIC
SNAKES GROWING OUT OF HIS BACK.

254
00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:49,042
andgt;

255
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,083
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
HERE ANYWAY, NERGAL?

256
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,875
COME TO TRY TO KILL US AGAIN
WITH ANOTHER CONVOLUTED SCHEME

257
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,083
DISGUISED AS A
CRY FOR FRIENDSHIP?

258
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167
andgt;

259
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,917
THIS TIME I THOUGHT I'D JUST
USE THIS OLD LAWNMOWER.

260
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,125
andgt;

261
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,000
andgt;
LOWEST OF THE LOW, AND I'M NOT JUST.

262
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,061
SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU LIVE
IN THE CENTER OF THE PLANET.

263
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,292
andgt;

264
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,875
I'M JUST KILLING AROUND.

265
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,083
CAN'T A MAN JUST POP BY TO SEE
HIS BELOVED RELATIVES NOW AND

266
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,000
THEN?

267
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,875
BESIDES, I BROUGHT PRESENTS.

268
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,542
andgt;

269
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,708
REALLY?

270
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,042
andgt;

271
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:26,185
andgt;
NICE WITH YOUR UNCLE NERGAL.

272
00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:29,667
DADDY AND I ARE OFF TO
OUR SWING-DANCING CLASSES.

273
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,750
andgt;
NIGHT ALREADY?

274
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,417
andgt;

275
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:36,333
OH, THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

276
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,726
andgt;
HERE IS JUST A MESS ON THE DANCE.

277
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,750
FLOOR.

278
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,958
andgt;
TWO LEFT FEET, HAS HE?

279
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,208
andgt;
IT'S MORE LIKE 2 1/2.

280
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,083
andgt;

281
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,625
AH, YEAH!

282
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,976
3-POINTER!

283
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,500
andgt;
DOING YOUR HOMEWORK?

284
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,250
andgt;
TARGET PRACTICE.

285
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,333
andgt;

286
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:06,458
andgt;
MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROZEN.

287
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,750
andgt;

288
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,125
andgt;

289
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,083
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

290
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:13,125
THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT.

291
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,833
andgt;
WEATHER IS STARTING TO AFFECT.

292
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,083
YOUR BRAIN.

293
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:21,042
andgt;
WORKING ON MY HANDS.

294
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,250
andgt;

295
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,917
BILLY, YOU OUGHT TO
BE WEARING MITTENS.

296
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,292
andgt;
UNCLE NERGAL NEEDED THEM.

297
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,042
andgt;

298
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,250
NERGAL.

299
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,185
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN
OVER A YEAR SINCE HE CAME TO

300
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,917
STAY FOR THE WEEKEND.

301
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,833
andgt;

302
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,875
WHEN IS HE GONNA LEAVE?

303
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:45,458
andgt;
andgt;

304
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:49,083
andgt;

305
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,417
WHAT IS IT?

306
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,792
OH, BILLY, IT'S YOU.

307
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:53,976
COME ON, SIT.

308
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,042
I'll THROW ANOTHER
MITTEN ON THE FIREPLACE.

309
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,125
andgt;

310
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,208
andgt;

311
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,375
THEN WHAT IS IT?

312
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,375
andgt;
VIDEO GAME CONSOLE.

313
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:10,208
andgt;
GAMES WHEN WE HAVE FAMILY?

314
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:14,042
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
FAMILY WHO LOVE YOU.

315
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,917
RIGHT, BILLY?

316
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,125
andgt;
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE?

317
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:22,000
andgt;
HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN?

318
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,542
andgt;

319
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,333
andgt;
GO HOME AGAIN.

320
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,208
andgt;

321
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,667
LET ME CALL YOU A TAXI.

322
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,184
andgt;
WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR CLOSEST.

323
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:36,000
LOVED ONES THINK YOU'RE
A WORTHLESS FAILURE.

324
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:36,958
andgt;

325
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,208
MY FAMILY VALUES ME A LOT.

326
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,809
THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP ME LOCKED
AWAY IN THE ATTIC FOR DAYS AND

327
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,000
DAYS AT A TIME.

328
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,833
andgt;
AFTER DINNER ONE NIGHT.

329
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,042
I THINK IT WAS A TUESDAY.

330
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,208
OH, JUST GO TO A
FLASHBACK ALREADY.

331
00:15:49,292 --> 00:15:53,083
WE HAD JUST POLISHED OFF A
LOVELY CASSEROLE PREPARED BY MY

332
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,333
WIFE SIS.

333
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,102
andgt;

334
00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:59,792
andgt;
CRUST WAS MAGNIFICENT.

335
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:03,000
THE INTERIOR WAS A LITTLE
SOFT AND SQUISHY AND SMELLED

336
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,750
SLIGHTLY OF PECANS.

337
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,917
andgt;

338
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,144
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT WHAT THE DOG DID.

339
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,417
I MEANT THE FOOD.

340
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,042
andgt;
TRADITIONAL GAME OF CRYPT OF.

341
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,458
FAILURE.

342
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,083
andgt;

343
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:22,958
I FIND A TREE OF
RELIEF, GAIN 3 MANNA.

344
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:27,042
YOUR TURN, DAD.

345
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,417
11.

346
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:36,500
andgt;
ON... andgt;

347
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:44,292
andgt;

348
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,583
andgt;

349
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,792
YOU LOST AGAIN.

350
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,750
THAT MAKES 598 TIMES IN A ROW.

351
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,167
andgt;

352
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:59,458
[SOBBING] andgt;
ACTUALLY, THAT'S 599.

353
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,583
andgt;

354
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,042
THANKS, MOM.

355
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,083
andgt;

356
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,083
NO!

357
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,583
NOOOO!

358
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,042
andgt;

359
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:21,018
andgt;
I'M A SAD, SAD FAILURE.

360
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,917
I CAN'T EVER SHOW MY FACE
IN THAT HOUSEHOLD AGAIN.

361
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
andgt;
SOME OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY.

362
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,292
andgt;
YOU'RE A LITTLE CHALLENGED.

363
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,250
WHEN IT COMES TO BOARD GAMES.

364
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,708
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
YOU A COMPLETE FAILURE.

365
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,708
andgt;

366
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:41,000
IT'S EVERYTHING!

367
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:49,083
[WHISTLING] [MACHINE WHIRS]

368
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,083
NO!

369
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:59,375
NOOO!

370
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:07,542
[CLANG] NO!

371
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:09,333
andgt;

372
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:11,000
YOU REALLY ARE A FAILURE.

373
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:15,000
andgt;
JUST ACCEPT IT, LIKE I HAVE.

374
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,458
andgt;

375
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,000
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

376
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,083
andgt;

377
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,375
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

378
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,875
andgt;

379
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,893
andgt;
IT THROUGH LIFE WITH THESE TWO.

380
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,417
EVERY DAY?

381
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,917
andgt;

382
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,125
andgt;
ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A FAILURE,

383
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,417
THE SOONER YOU CAN
FACE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN.

384
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,458
andgt;

385
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:42,542
I WILL TRAVEL THE ROAD TO
ACCEPTANCE, ALTHOUGH I DO NOT

386
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:43,792
KNOW THE WAY.

387
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,000
andgt;

388
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,333
WE'LL TAKE YOU THERE.

389
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,144
andgt;
RIGHT, UNCLE NERGAL.

390
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:52,000
WE'LL TEACH YOU TO BE THE
BEST FAILURE YOU CAN BE.

391
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:55,250
FAILURE IN TRAINING!

392
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,458
FAILURE IN... THERE.

393
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,667
andgt;

394
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,018
WE'LL BE HERE.

395
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:06,250
andgt;
THERE, LITTLE DOGGIE.

396
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,792
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

397
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:15,917
OH, NO!

398
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:22,792
andgt;
WHY, HELLO, LITTLE DOGGIE.

399
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:26,000
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

400
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,583
AAH!

401
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,375
YES!

402
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,102
andgt;

403
00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:37,250
andgt;
andgt;

404
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,708
andgt;

405
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:12,792
andgt;

406
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,042
andgt;

407
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,667
andgt;

408
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,144
andgt;
IS ANYTHING LIKE LAST TIME, IT.

409
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:22,667
MIGHT BE QUITE A WHILE.

410
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,583
andgt;

411
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR] andgt;

412
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,125
DADDY, I KNEW YOU WOULD...
andgt;

413
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,875
andgt;

414
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,083
I HAVE NO FATHER.

415
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,917
[KNOCK ON DOOR] I
SAID FOR YOU TO... DAD!

416
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,250
andgt;

417
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,375
andgt;

418
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,667
andgt;

419
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,625
andgt;

420
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:45,750
andgt;

421
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,083
andgt;
BETTER IN THE HEAD NOW?

422
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,125
andgt;
TELL, JUNIOR... BY VISITING THE CRYPT.

423
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,208
OF FAILURE.

424
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,583
andgt;

425
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,583
andgt;
UP THE GAME BOARD.

426
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:02,792
andgt;

427
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,458
ROUND OF VIRTUE.

428
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,500
I GAIN A FACTION POINT.

429
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,042
IT'S YOUR TURN, MOM.

430
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,625
andgt;

431
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,417
IT'S YOUR FATHER'S TURN.

432
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,417
EASY, DEAR.

433
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,184
andgt;
ABOUT UNCLE NERGAL BEING GONE IS.

434
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,917
THERE'S ALWAYS TOASTER
PASTRIES IN THERE NOW.

435
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:38,000
[CHOMPING] andgt;

436
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,458
andgt;

437
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,542
andgt;
ROOM OF VICTORY.

438
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,708
DAD, YOU WON!

439
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:52,458
andgt;

440
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,875
HUH?

441
00:21:55,958 --> 00:22:00,625
andgt;
HAVE YOU BACK, FAILURE AND ALL.

442
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:04,167
andgt;
TO BE BACK, JUNIOR.

443
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:09,792
andgt;
REMEMBER, KIDS...

444
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,708
andgt;
AFRAID OF FAILURE.

445
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:15,083
andgt;
FAMILIES TOGETHER.

446
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,958
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

447
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:30,833
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

448
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:47,917
[www.ncicap.org...
] andgt;

449
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:50,542
[CRASH]